verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

lifeonthebuttscene:

vaspim:

3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways

i was not expecting this

I never fucking said that

God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty)

itisanobsession:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

Wtf you guys can buy cookie dough in a packet?!

bl-ossomed:

play-the-game:

bl-ossomed:

oaktreegirl:

I scrolled past this at first and then I thought about it and I realized what it means

what does it mean?

It means do you need someone for the sake of not feeling alone and or sad or do you want me because you actually love me, not solely on comfort and fear but you actually want me.


Thank you ^^^^

bl-ossomed:

play-the-game:

bl-ossomed:

oaktreegirl:

I scrolled past this at first and then I thought about it and I realized what it means

what does it mean?

It means do you need someone for the sake of not feeling alone and or sad or do you want me because you actually love me, not solely on comfort and fear but you actually want me.

Thank you ^^^^

Cut the poison out of your life. No matter what - or whom - it may be.

Jeigo - It’s going to hurt before it gets better (via jeigo)

FOLLOWERS

A. Would like to apologize for melodramatic personal posts. I just feel like I’m so good at them…

B. Would love all of you to tell me your life stories, or anything. I just want to know you better.

C. Would like to also tell you I love you all and thanks for following me even though sometimes I am dramatic and sometimes I disappear. 

xoxoxo Kristin

bombing:

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true